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frothingatthemaw · 8 months ago

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I CANNOT POST THAT MESSAGE BUT JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST

#this man makes me feral and he knows it and he likes to push my buttons #FUCK #uhm he just said he’s having to stop himself from laughing out loud and i feel fucking sick #and he’s also talking about fucking with me while other people are in the room with him #i’m going to fucking die #fucking please #holy fucking shit #i can feel the heat on my face #god fucking damn fucking hell #ender.txt #🖕posting

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once-in-a-half-life · 4 months ago

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saw a tweet and immediately had this joke in mind

#half life #gman #gordon freeman #gmod #my stuff #shitpost #i had to download a bunch of public bathroom maps for gmod for this dumb joke #also god damn why is it always such a pain to post images on this webbed site. it always throws up errors fucking hell #also also I accidentally made a version of this where it was the pov of gordon pissing in a sink #bc i mistook some dirty sinks in a map for urinals or whatever theyre called #i was wondering why there would be a huge mirror in front of a row of urinals. yea

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peachdoxie · 21 days ago

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FINE. I GIVE UP RESISTING. DPXDC FICS FOCUSING ON DANNY AND THE BATFAM. MINIMAL SHIPPING. REC THEM TO ME.

#anecdotes by peachdoxie #dpxdc #dp x dc #god fuck. damn it. hell shit fuckering.#i have spent YEARS being irritated with its presence on Tumblr because of how it clogs the dp tags #and i have had NO interest in ANY of it for YEARS #ive had multiple tags BLOCKED so i don't see it #and yet. here i fucking am. begging on my knees for fic recs.#i am WEAK. i am PATHETIC. i am PREDICTABLE.#(btw this is me being dramatic for the hell of it)#(this is a bit)#danny phantom #batfam

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raptorrobot · 1 month ago

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messmer's shitass kicks

#elden ring #messmer the impaler #i pretty much only still have twitter just to get elden ring references from thus person #and this fucking render . oh my god #iron slabs strapped to his feet . fucking hell #boy get a damned cordwainer you own a fucking castle you can afford it

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cowprintsillies · 10 months ago

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Whenever I think about Gerry Keay for too long I sob violently

#tma #the magnus archives #gerard keay #gerry keay #it was only the books she was happy to see bro #fucking hell god damn it

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cypher05 · 10 months ago

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so about that eclipse. huh.

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anpanman95 · 4 months ago

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“what about our dream?”

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serpentface · 6 months ago

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Don't get too attached

#Brakul did a lot of the parenting for Erubi (the first of the Janeys-Brakul-Hibrides throuple bastard children) in infancy especially due #to Hibrides going through absolutely horrific post-partum depression (and not wanting to be a parent to begin with. Like she #had accepted it as an inevitability and a duty but when it actually happened it was just like Oh God. I am in hell)#Brakul is the only one of the three that actually Wants to be a parent and the fact that he can't behave as such in order to avoid #suspicion that he's the father is kind of a living nightmare for him a little.#Not like he isn't involved in his ''''nieces''' lives given he lives in the same household but he has to keep a bit of distance.#Janeys and especially Hibrides are pretty unsympathetic about this. For Hibrides it's like she has had to go through so much shit #to maintain this situation she never asked to be a part of and when he has to go through a fraction of that he breaks the fuck down.#He only wants the benefits of the whole situation and isn't willing to deal with the consequences.#This is also one of the very few things she's sympathetic with Janeys about like she respects that he's at least willing to play #his part and be miserable without bitching to her about it. Like she fucking hates him but respects the commitment to the bit.#Janeys is more just like 'Just go make more kids if you want your own so damn bad. Get a wife or something. That's what I #had to do and look at me I'm doing great I'm so normal'#The two kids aren't present on the pilgrimage (back home under the care of a hired tutor) but the Janeys-Brakul-Hibrides #Feeling Triangle are in a fucking tailspin over her being pregnant again like goddddd not this shit again #brakul red dog

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shizunitis · 4 months ago

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luo binghe built his shizun a home with his own two hands. precious hands that shizun kisses. leave me alone

#svsss #bingqiu #fucking hell man. god damn it

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dannyphannypack · 1 year ago

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currently imagining a freaky friday dpxdc crossover in which one of the batkids gets kidnapped by cultists whose plan is to give the ghost king a physical anchor in this world by offering a sacrifice for the king to inhabit. however, given that danny is not fully dead, the moment the spell completes the aforementioned batkid gasps awake in a small blue bedroom with NASA posters and glow in the dark stars, and danny wakes up on the cold concrete floor of a warehouse amidst groveling cultists

#and they’re like damn! and have to figure out how to undo the spell #and [batkid] is trying so hard to blend in but what the fuck is wrong with this town #why do the presumably friends of this body keep going ‘so you gonna do something about that?’ when a green demon from hell emerges #and danny? god. one moment he’s catching up on some much needed sleep and the next he’s finding out that america’s most beloved billionare #IS FUCKING BATMAN #danny phantom #danny fenton #tayscreams #dpxdc #dcxdp #im thinking this would work best with tim or damian to be so real with you #tim is the obvious choice but damian could be sooo funny as well #might write this later we’ll see #batfam #batman #batkids

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butwhatifidothis · 6 months ago

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I need the people who look at posts talking about Wyll's treatment in both the actual game and especially the fandom and respond with "but i don't like him and I think he's boring" to know that shutting the fuck up is 100% the better option 100% of the time. Him being the only origin character to not have at last 10 hours of content and the existence of mods that literally whitewash him and his dad - among everything else wrong with how Wyll is treated - are not suddenly okay because you, personally, as an individual, don't find him interesting, and your personal individual feelings about him are irrelevant to the issues surrounding his treatment in the bg3 community at large, so like. Stop barging in with your unwanted, unhelpful opinion

#not 3h #wyll ravengard #being daring today and using a non FE main tag because holy shit is this one of the most annoying things fucking ever #had to rant about this because it happens ALL THE TIME in the bg3 fandom i swear to god #person (usually a black person or someone otherwise nonwhite): I think Wyll should have been given more content individual to him #some fuckwit: but he's boring!#person: I think Wyll should have been given more autonomy as a character and not have everything about his arc be up to the player #fuckwit: but he's BORING!!#person: I think it's strange how antagonistic we the player HAVE to be towards Wyll many times especially compared to the other companions #fuckwit: BUT HE'S BORING!!!#person: I think it's problematic that Wyll is constantly connected to his abuser in promo material when no one else is connected to theirs #fuckwit: WYLL IS BORING THO!!!!#person: I think it's unfair to people who like Wyll that bugs that have been around for multiple patches are only now getting patched #(while characters like Asta/rion get even more content on top of already having a shit ton)#fuckwit: BOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIING!!!!!#person: I think the fandom treatment of black Wyll fans who want more Wyll content is racist #fuckwit: HE'S SO BORING!!!!!!#person: People making mods that turn Wyll white/have you beat up *only* Wyll/give Wyll's content to white characters is racist #fuckwit: BUT HE'S SOOOOOOOOO BORING!!!!!!!#like holy SHIT shut the fuck up. that is SO not the damn point.#Fandom Be Normal About Characters of Color Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (FAILED) (I ENDED UP BEING RACIST???)#go back to eating Asta/rion's toe jam or whatever the hell his fans do jesus fuck

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ccbatman · 8 months ago

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what if i said hal's mom called him "hally" specifically as a play on halley's comet, huh. what if i said she did that because she knew no matter how far he went, he'd always come back to her, hm. what then.

#and then he wasnt with her when she died FUCK #jessica jordan #they could never make me hate you #hal jordan #green lantern #empyrean posting #i do think it's extremely fucked up how they diminished and rotted her character post spectre. i actually hate it so much #i dont really mind the rewriting of martin as a /not/ absentee and abusive father (even though it cheapens the complex relationship hal had #with him what with the being his mirror image and wearing his jacket and becoming a pilot in spite of how martin treated him. constantly #seeking validation and love from a man who not only would never but then could never give it to him) but then going on to act as if jessica #wasnt his most important parent just by virtue of her being his only one for most of his life and going on to say she was actually kind of #bad because she wouldnt support him when she looked after three sons by herself and also begged the air force to take him back when he was #about to be dismissed is sooooo. god. it irks me so much. she was always there for him and she may not have been perfect but she did her #damn best and now they go around acting like martin was the only REAL figure in hal's life growing up because they understood each other on #some special cosmic level?? go to hell.#talking to myself sorry

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thereweredragonshere · 2 months ago

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Anyone else in the uk just have their phone emergency alarm go off for the red weather warning? Cuz it scared the ever loving shit out of my entire house

Well, I say the Uk, the only parts of Britain that have a red weather warning rn is Wales.

#listening to Christmas music and all of a sudden EEEEEEEAEAEAEAEAEAEEEEAAAA #fucking hell government calm down #I get you’re tryna save our lives or some bull shit but god DAMN #not httyd #Uk #Britain #united kingdom #storm #storm warning #yay I love being in the uk

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broareweabouttoviberightnow · 19 days ago

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Pony, Steve, 'n Soda all use bitchin' REGULARLY